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Cloudshoes - “Sheep’s Head Marginalia”

I’m in love with someone who doesn’t even exist.

I can’t handle the closeness of being with people in real life, because there’s an ever-looming inevitability that, eventually, whatever physical closeness I share with someone will become uncomfortable and irritating.

But I still really long for the romantic partnership and love that comes with being with someone, anyway. 
I want to watch the stars with someone. I want to go get take-out with someone.
Hell, I want to cuddle with someone sometimes. 

But no matter what, that need for closeness and love always ends up making me feel uncomfortable and I can’t handle it after so long.

I can’t fucking do anything with this.

Jesus fucking. FUCK.

Fuck asexuality. 
FUCK 

You know you took a bad picture when someone noticed the drink behind you and says OH MY GOD I LOVE CHERRY PEPSI TOO!

oh my GOD
I MISS this movie so much.

oh my GOD

I MISS this movie so much.

Help! how do I tell someone they smell like farts and grass and i dont want to be near them, without hurting their feelings?
I kinda gave Rolf stripes as an experiment but they look cool? 

I kinda gave Rolf stripes as an experiment but they look cool? 

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The Heart Strings - “Cartoon Hearts”

I’m pretty sure my cause of death is going to be swerving away from a raccoon.
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What happens when you leave your iPad unattended

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What happens when you leave your iPad unattended